So as I am preparing for my last holiday of the year before winter presents itself – I am faced with the dreaded task – PACKING. Packing is the BAIN of my life. I am someone who try’s on her whole wardrobe before a night out, only to revert back to her original outfit again. (I know, I’m one of those indecisive annoying ones) – so the task of packing is somewhat difficult – since I cannot fit my whole wardrobe into a confined space and unfortunately for me, I cannot outfit plan. The fear of my indecisiveness kicking in & me suddenly not wanting to wear that specific outfit makes me anxious. So it’s all a bit of a catch 22. I need choices, and plenty of them. But I have limited space, and a mind that doesn’t want to make its mind up!
This is my thought process whilst packing:
1. 1 pair of undies a day is fine (I mean I only have one vagina) but to be safe il take 20 pairs. Keep it fresh.
2. Maybe if I try to fold these flip-flops, I could fit an extra pair of shoes in?
3. Where’s the sand which bags for these bottles?!
4. I HAVE NO CLOTHES!
5. Okay, I’m gonna be over the weight allowance.
6. Its ok I will find the friendly looking person at check in so they don’t charge me.
7. I can’t leave this top, it might get lonely.
8. IM NOT FUCKING GOING
9. I should definitely iron this.
10. Do I even own an iron?
11. Where’s my padlock?
12. What was the code to this padlock?!
13. I can put these in my boyfriends case, oh and these.
14. How do I work out what 15kg is?
15. *Googles how to work out 15kg weight*
16. Do I really need a towel?
17. Who even invented suitcases?
18. Why are toiletries so heavy?
19. I know I’m gonna end up living in the same bikini, but I will take all 6 incase.
20. OMG I forgot I even had this!!
21. I hope this makeup doesn’t break. Please lord Jesus.
22. This is all gonna be so creased.
23. Ok let’s save room & roll the clothes.
24. Why Can’t I roll!!!!!!!!
25. I better take these fluffy socks incase I get cold feet.
26. I wonder if I could fit my dressing gown in here?
27. Where’s all my Kirby grips gone!!!!
28. Okay I’m bored. I will finish it later.
29. I won’t take my hairdryer the Hotel will have one….
30. I bet it’s crap, better take mine!
31. Oh shit, the straighteners are still hot. *unpacks bag*
32. I should have made a list!
33. I need a coffee….
34. I have to many clothes.
36. I wonder how much it will cost to take an additional suitcase?
37. Why is this so hard??!!
38. Maybe I can squidge a shoe down the side?
39. I’m tired.
40. Fuck it, I’m done!